Monday, August 17, 2009

A pauling Paul and Andre the Giant Goatee..

So the title says it all. I went on a date with a guy named Paul. He bossed me around the entire time, saying... "take this over there... don't do that..." ect. Originally he was going to pick me up, but at the last minute was like, "I changed my mind. Meet me downtown." Needless to say, one chance was all this turd got. A few days later I went on a date with a guy named Andre. And all I can say is SMARMY! He looked like he came out of a bad movie. He wore a silky shirt and had one huge nasty Goatee. I am not a fan of facial hair. Never have been, never will be. Yuck. He kept asking me if I liked his goatee. For a while I tried to be polite, and eventually asked, "Do you like mine?" He said "if you had one, I wouldn't be here right now." And I said, "Now you know how I feel." Yes, kind of rude, but he was getting on my nerves. After that he stood up and left. I wasn't offended, I was relieved. I also recently went on a date with a guy named Joel. He was nice, but had no ambition or drive. Honestly, this generation of men is embarrassing. :( I'm supposed to go to a movie with a guy named Tyler this week, so I'll let you know!


britta said...

A man with a name like Tyler sounds MUCH more promising. Your adventures keep us enthralled... and it will all pay off one day when you make the big bucks by selling the rights to these stories for a clean and fabulous comedy movie! I LOVE LOVE LOVE that you asked Andre if he liked YOUR goatee! SO funny! I know eventually you will have dating success! Keep the men coming!

Mama Corleone said...

OH. MY. GOSH. You have the best dating stories I have heard in....maybe forever. So funny..."Now you know how I feel." Aaaaahahaha! keep 'em coming!

Wendy said...

laura- you are hilarious. i love you. it was great talking to you yesterday.